What We Need

So, after reading Maren's blog recently I had to consider myself tagged and do the following:

Go to your favorite search engine and type "(your name) needs" and write down the first five things that come up.

I'm telling you, it's brainless entertainment but I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Shelley needs to go.
Shelley needs help.
Shelley needs the PCE.
Shelley needs cocoa and cookies. And Prozac. (I’m not kidding, it really said this!)
Shelley needs a hug.

Mel needs to handle the sales end while someone else runs the company.
Mel needs to lighten up.
Mel needs a home. Please help Mel.
Mel needs to get on with work.
Mel needs a big, wet, sloppy kiss.

Erick needs to work on a blackboard.
Handsome Erick needs foster.
Important: Erick needs your support!
Erick needs specific interventions to promote the development of independent motor skills.
Erick needs to buy stars.

Melissa needs to take a break.
Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.
Melissa needs lots of guidance.
Melissa needs a home.
Melissa needs hydration after the walk.

Spencer needs a calm, structured environment.
Spencer needs to take a *!@&*
Spencer needs to calm down and take a rest.
Spencer needs some healing vibes.
Spencer needs only 17 seconds to come up with a comeback for the ages!

Shannen needs to stay as far away from the new 90210 as possible.
Shannen needs to get a classic look.
Shannen needs to find a friend to take over her route of roughing up neighborhood school kids for their lunch money.
Shannen needs to go away.
Shannen needs to watch Play Misty For Me.

Noelle needs the tapes and will not be able to read better without them.
Noelle needs some purple shoes.
Noelle needs a home.
Noelle needs more cowbell video clips.
Noelle needs help.

And that's the truth. pthdth. (well, sort of)